I fucking love Irish slang like it’s the most creative craft ever.
Today I heard a coffin being referred to as a “wooden onesie” in the sentence “Ah jayysus, me nanny looks better than ye and she’s in a bleedin wooden onesie” and it was honestly life changing
So here’s a few drawings of mine from a series of modern reconstructions of extinct animals reacting to outdated versions of themselves. These were rather fun to do, especially the Quetzalcoatlus (azhdarchids just have the perfect mouth shape for frowny-faces).
Fact: Everyone who ‘works with dragons’ in the Harry Potter universe is asexual – Newt, Charlie, Luna it’s a pattern
Headcanon: It’s a common thing among wizards that those with little to no interest in sex seem to have a talent for dealing dragons and other magical creatures. So much so that it eventually turns into a euphemism.
“Hello darling! My, how you’ve grown. I dare say you’ll settle down and have a family of your own soon?”
“I don’t think so, auntie Beryl. I work with dragons, you see.”
I ordered some parts from Brownells and had them shipped UPS and the scheduled delivery was today. When they didn’t arrive I tracked them and found that UPS, who I paid and expected to be the carrier, had mailed them through the USPS.
FedEx gets a new customer.
FedEx does the same thing for last mile delivery.
I’ve never experianced that from FedEx. But even if UPS had let the post office do the finally delivery I may have still received the parts. They left it the care of the USPS in Carrolltown (Dallas area). I live by San Antonio (about 250 miles south). In any case fuck UPS. This isn’t the first time they dropped the ball.
Unlike UPS and the USPS, Fedex is a non-union company, and as a bonus, they usually get stuff delivered on time. Fuck UPS, and double dry butt-fuck the USPS.
Fuck your mother with a cactus
Says the union cuck.
If I was looking for my comeback I’d suck it out of your dad’s ass.
Which gives creedence to the title of this thread, ya shrimpin’ motherfucker.
this is so 100% Lebanese. everything from the dumpster rolling down the street, to the old fashion mercedes, to the soft french music playing in the background, to the scenery, to the random dude stopping his car on the highway to get out, to the two dudes on the mo-ped beeping and driving up the street the wrong way. Modern Art.
driving in lebanon is an art form all by itself;
is that last guy taking a pull off a hookah
do they have a hookah in their car
this post is an adventure
i have never laughed so hard this was a *puts sunglasses on* trip
this is so 100% Lebanese. everything from the dumpster rolling down the street, to the old fashion mercedes, to the soft french music playing in the background, to the scenery, to the random dude stopping his car on the highway to get out, to the two dudes on the mo-ped beeping and driving up the street the wrong way. Modern Art.
driving in lebanon is an art form all by itself;
is that last guy taking a pull off a hookah
do they have a hookah in their car
this post is an adventure
i have never laughed so hard this was a *puts sunglasses on* trip
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