britishdaydreaminggirl:

starlightxnightmare:

christiansuperwholockedinyoutube:

trees-and-sky:

tootpaste:

lone-standing-tuft:

meowing-velociraptor:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

*me @ the demon under my bed* scoot over i wanna cuddle 

*me @ the shadows in the corner* come. I require hugs.

*me @ the monster in the closet*

Time for a bedtime story

*me @ the ghost that lives in my attic* im comin up there bitch and we’re gonna watch movies and discuss them

*me @ the spooper that chills in my basement* bruh lets replay every goddamn zelda we have non-stop

*me @ the spooky that sits outside my window* do you wanna come in and have tea, it must be cold out there.

*me @ the banshee shrieking in the woods* hey can i yell with you ive had a bad day

*me @ Bloody Mary at 3am in the bathroom* Girls night! Girls night!

clatterbane:

wildcardarcana:

foxfairygender:

oppression isn’t generational and trying to frame politics as “the old people are wrong and the young people are right” erases the fact that there are old people who have been fighting the good fight for decades and the fact that there are young people who are literally nazis

Plus while there might be less old people fighting the good fight it’s usually because they were killed or were part of the minorities that have poor living conditions that kill you early

As came up recently, in fact: Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Don’t Survive to Become Seniors

butnotinthisone:

kittydesade:

needstosortoutpriorities:

ruskiizek:

Slavic Cossack dancing known as Hopak 

Warning: Do not try this at home unless you were born with super Slavic knee strength 

THE GUY AT THE END

Ahahah it’s not just knee strength you need, friend. It’s thighs, ass, ankles, calves, you need everything from your waist down to be horrifyingly fit and toned for this.

Also core strength. So include the waist. Everything from the nipples down. 

Don’t forget absurd back flexibility

My body hurts just watching this

artisanalqueer:

workingitinportland:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job 🙂