hello on this fine day here at bunjywunjy dot tumblr dot com and it’s time to talk about weird animals again.
today we’re going to learn about that denizen of the deep sea that looks like it’s in on the ultimate cosmic inside-joke, the Snipe Eel.
(no, they won’t explain it)
about five feet long, they live a dreary existence feasting upon shrimp in the lightless dark, like nature’s saddest cocktail party.
at least they get to gloat over the fact that they have more vertebrae than any other creature on earth. we would say we’re impressed but honestly that just sounds really unpleasant. yikes.
that sure is a thing to be proud of and not a reason to pity them even more, no sir.
while the Snipe Eel rarely appears in popular culture, A TRAGEDY BEYOND MEASURE, it is believed to have inspired the Pokemon Gorebyss.
slap some mermaid boobs and a shitty Speed stat on it and call it a day
a final lesson we can take from our friend the snipe eel is that a big smile will get you anywhere in life, as long as it’s coupled with aggressive wiggling
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