How to grow a man beard.
he had to plan this over weeks, he had to spend time taking pics doing this for weeks
wouldn’t he have just taken these pictures in reverse order?
you can’t LIE on the INTERNET
you go to Liar’s Jail when you lie about something as important as a beard. he looks like a reasonable man
- Standing Idly
- Stretching
- Lying down
- Sprinting
- Peering down a cliff or building
- Dancing
- Bent in pain
- Hung upside down
- Sneaking on tip toes
- Fighting stance
- Sitting and leaning on elbow
- Puking over toilet
- Doing the bridge
- Artistic posing
- Delivering a punch
- Dancing on a pole
- Checking out own ass
- Jumping over something
- Foetus position
- Tripping over
- Ballerina pose
- Reverse prayer (bondage)
- Shooting a rifle
- Jumping to catch a ball
- Sleeping on the desk
- Replication of a pose in a famous painting
- Mechanical bull ride
- Sitting with criss-crossed legs
- Magical girl pose
- Holding a “Well done!” banner
I used to make these with my granny for Halloween when I was little. It was a very nice way to say good bye for the winter (she was a snow bird and left each winter), and we always left a few out with some apple cider or juice for my great-grandmother and other family members who had passed away. Now I leave one out for her.
Purpose: An offering for spirits and the departed and a nice treat for Halloween
Ingredients:
2 sticks or 1 cup of butter cold
BITE-SIZED PARTY BARK
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