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waiting4codot:

HOW TO RESPOND TO DISCOURSE, GODFATHER STYLE
Voiced by Codot

I saw THIS POST, and I couldn’t resist.

“I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn’t need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: “Don Corleone, do you support this ship/kink?” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to get involved in your discourse.“

Enjoy.

cptsteven:

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.

prismatic-bell:

angryjewishsuggestion:

date-a-jew-suggestions:

I wanna radiate big schlong energy

I had an idea for a Jewish back patch that says “I am the angry commie jew stormfront warned you about” and I think I’m gonna jew-punk the hell out of one of my old flannels. Any other patch/button ideas gang?

Consider:

Magen David throwing star (listen,,, I’d buy 120)

Hamsa with brass knuckles

“Here to read Torah and kick ass, and I don’t have a minyan”?

portentsofwoe:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.