phantom-smut:

So! How ‘bout that Patchy the scarecrow???

teratochromatic:

lmao, @ the anon that requested arkham scarecrow a long-ass time ago, have some late halloween sweets ”

teratochromatic:

well, he may not count but a shot of fear toxin will probably fix that

lmao send me nsfw monster requests???

zen-cultist:

symbiosis

beetlejerkoff:

here have something that no one wanted! a scarecrow dakimakura.

anatomicdeadspace:

The only surviving pair of Necropants on display in the Museum of Icelandic Sorcery and Witchcraft. They were made by skinning a dead man and according to legend, were worn by a friend to bring him wealth and luck. The coin and piece of paper with a magical symbol drawn upon it is shown to the right of the ‘trousers.

francisxie:

hi i draw venom but bottom

inspired from THIS

kalikarmachat:

mariejacquelyn:

So I’m considering starting a line of dick-themed stickers. Dickers. Get it? If I make enough of these I’ll have a porny bouquet!

These are ‘fuchsia’, ‘sunflower’, and ‘white rose’.

Omg yes

why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

tsunglasses:

stebbyfrenchguy:

avant-gardevoir:

konkeydongcountry:

dongstomper:

zendayasauntiewig:

quietly-islayem:

littlejustmimi:

56blogsstillcrazy:

Why is her date using chop sticks

Wtf is this lmao

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

???????

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

where are they from send them home

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one