ash-ash-bo-bash: others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?” me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.” others: “what?!” me:
damianmcgintleman: fearpact: he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice! he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice! 🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶
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