the only pennywise x reader fics i wanna see are ones where he chases you down on all fours then spends hours lazily laying on top of you ripping chunks of your body off nonchalantly while you scream and cry and beg him to just kill you, but instead he just laughs, your skin and tendons falling from his mouth, then tell you how puny and stupid humans are
“I,m havign a ppanic attack,,,, I jus t wanted toscarre and ea,t cbildreb,,,,,,,,,, and nobofys,, scared of me anymor e,,,,,,, , , , ,,, he bangfs his fiists agaisnt th e possts,,,,”
Other Clownfuckers: Pennywise is so sexy here’s a Human AU reader insert fic where he’s your boyfriend and looks like Bill Skarsgard 💞
Me: I Literally Want This Putrid Eldritch Demon To Open Its Clownface Into A Lamprey Mouth & Drive Me Insane With Terror Before Devouring Me In A Sewer
i cant believe that the crew managed to fuck up so badly that they
1. had the torah book open upside down
2. didnt bother to think critically and realize that if stan was reading from the torah he would not be chanting the blessing for reading torah (not even the aaliyah, the blessing you say before the torah service even STARTS)
3. had stan incorrectly pronouncing the 6 words that start 90% of jewish prayers and that stan would certainly know
The film doesn’t just flatten Mike’s backstory. It reduces him to the kind of token black character that King’s novel was so adept at avoiding.
In the film, Mike barely has any lines. The role of group historian has been taken from him and given to a white character instead. He still gets targeted by Henry Bowers, but gone is the racial subtext that made the experience so entwined with Derry’s history of violence. His blackness seems largely incidental. And as a result, the film never has to address the messy topic of race or how it informs the lone black character’s life.
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