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ablogforbettas:

*timidly swims across dashboard*

forever my favorite post.

lord-kitschener:

notcuddles:

annleckie:

Screenshot of a tweet that reads, “In case of volcanic eruption, you will hear mermaids. Do not ignore the mermaids; they are there for your safety.”

Underneath it, a quoted tweet: “Perils of Google Translate no 44a. People seeking greater warning of volcanic eruptions want sirens, not mermaids.”

This is actually the most perfect translation of some reality which is, sadly, not our own.

I thought this was nightvale at first

“Come to the water,” they sang through razor teeth, “you’ll be safe here.”

jellyfish-blob:

quiteawfulpretty:

he-wants-the-221d:

sweethoneysempai:

smarsupial:

womandrogyne:

I am so aroused right now

Oh I know some folks who will get this much faster than I did. @misshoneywheeler @aliceofalonso my favorite pundits.

Tag urself im “I keep bashing my head on things,” Tom said bashfully

We had to make some of these up for our standardised state testing.

“You call this a musical?” I’m SCREAMINF

i was halfway through before i realized these were puns i am so mad

dontyoufourcheddarboutme:

making my way downtown

walking fast

dat boi pass

o shit waddup

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

me: i’m gonna work on drawing complex expressions and perspectives! :))

me: *draws the same character 500 times in a 3/4th angle with literally the same expression on every single drawing*

me:

homoglobinopathy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

“can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

[[bi-lociraptor screech in the background, the hunt has begun]]

The straights™

justnoodlefishthings:

This is by far the most accurate description of a betta I have ever read

thylovelylionheart:

annyongchingu:

thylovelylionheart:

“you can’t be tired,” chortles a middle aged family friend, “you’re young!”

“really??” I exclaim. I had no idea. my exhaustion lifts off my shoulders, the bags under my eyes disappear. I no longer need sleep, due to my invigorating youth. I Am Free.

I read middle aged as Middle Aged and was expecting a plague reference.

“thou cannot have the black death,” the doctor scoffs behind his mask, “you are youthful!”

“marry??” I exclaim. I hadst no idea. the fever lifts, mine own strength returns, the blackness fades from mine own skin. I am in perfect health, due to mine own most wondrous youth. I Am Free.

fuckyeahdinoart:

Micronaptor by Amaruuk