I need you to tell me wether or not this is a good idea: replacing all mammals with birds

biologizeable:

You know what, instead of shoving my own very positive opinion on this topic down your throat, let me bring my good buddy NEW ZEALAND ENDEMIC FAUNA to the table to field this one!

For several million years, mammals were entirely extinct in NZ. Birds – and to a lesser extent reptiles, amphibians and insects – filled those niches that had been taken by mammals everywhere else in the world. 

The kiwi bird, for example, is a case of convergent evolution with small omnivores like mice and other rodents; they’re nocturnal, have a highly developed sense of smell, and have lost the ability to fly due to spending their lives hunting for underground prey. 

Moa were huge, flightless bird versions of deer – they were the primary large herbivore on the islands until humans arrived and hunted them to extinction in a turn of events that shocked absolutely no one. Haast’s Eagle was a huge bird of prey – filling a large predator niche like that of a wolf or a lion. 

Flightless birds have (ironically) really taken off (ha, ha) in New Zealand; species like the kakapo, the takahē, the weka, etc. Without terrestrial predators to prey upon them, flightlessness wasn’t as big of a danger as it is anywhere else. The non-flightless birds are just as interesting – Nestor species are parrots that diverged earlier than any other extant psittacine, wattlebirds are found only on the islands, and the mohua are passerines of their own distinct family.

Of course, all good things must end. As is their wont, bats were the first sign of the apocalypse mammals to arrive. Soon after them came humans – and with the humans came MORE MAMMALS. Rats, dogs, cats, rabbits, weasels – you name it, we ruined everything with it. These mammals have done their level best to eat every endemic species out of New Zealand, and they’re doing a bang-up job, in the worst kind of way.

Anyway, I got kind of sidetracked here, but I think the moral of this story is that mammals ruin everything and we should all be replaced by birds because at least birds are up-front about their affiliation with chaotic, destructive forces

ktt:

Caiman Crocodilus – Animal Lectures by Andrew McGibbon

Step out of time, trace a path back to what was once there, before humanity was even a dream, and what still is – welcome, friend, and meet the ancient

These images were created in front of an audience. All the colour and smoke you see were actually there

This body of work mixes still images with live demonstration, education and performance art, all unraveling the crocodile’s great mysteries

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whyisitsohotuphere:

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animals-riding-animals:

wombat riding turtle

the animal kingdom is a strange and beautiful place

#it’s actually a rock hyrax riding what I think is an African spurred tortoise #fight me

Yeah, that’s one of my weird pseudo-suction-cup-footed babies on top of some species of tortoise. Hyrax will climb on anything. 

Suction cup foot? On a mammal?

Sort of! Hence the psuedo. This is a rock hyrax foot:

See how there’s that depression in the center? They can actually use the muscles in their foot to retract that part of the pad while keeping the rest of the edges of the foot in contact with whatever they’re standing on. Hyrax feet sweat to help keep them too, and the combination of the sweat and the flexible center of the paw pad ends up creating a structure that creates a tiny bit of suction when they’re standing on rocks or other smooth surfaces. Hence, psuedo-suction-cups! 

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This is a fairly ridiculous question, but I’ve wondered for years – could aquatic mammals like dolphins and whales get rabies? (Leaving aside the mechanism for HOW they would get rabies!)

why-animals-do-the-thing:

PopSci actually did an article about this in 2009! Short answer: yes, any mammal can get rabies. 

My favorite part of that article is that because rabies travels so slowly through the body to get to the brain, a whale could take years to show signs of infection after being exposed.