todaysbird:

the saffron toucanet is a relatively small member of the toucan family native to rainforests of south america. toucanets are smaller than toucans and have a relatively smaller beak. the saffron toucanet is named for its cheery yellow head and chest. like other toucans, the saffron toucanet feeds on fruit and occasionally insects and small animals.

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parentheticalaside:

brainstatic:

I realize I’m 2 years late to this, but I’m just now digging in and trying to understand the full effects of Brexit, and it’s truly astonishing. I knew it would have the usual protectionist effects like higher prices and whatnot, but there’s a not improbable chance Britain runs out of food. They’re scrambling to make sure planes will still have access to the country. Important scientific research is stalling because British scientists can’t secure funding. And I’m still not sure what the argument for it is except something about regulations and telling your Polish maid she’s not wanted.

frogrets:

7 deadly sins

pride: screenshotting something you said on discord and then posting it

gluttony: ask games

wrath: anon hate in general

greed: hoarding urls

lust: horny on main

envy: vague posting about bigger accounts

sloth: no tagging system

this-lion-guy:

this-lion-guy:

My sociology textbook is now giving the hottest take about why men should be part of affirmative action programs, which I assumed was a joke at first, but then it turned out not to be.

“To think that men would need affirmative action seemed humorous at best.”

Uh-huh…

“But let’s pause, step back, and try to see whether the idea has merit. Look again at Figures 11.2 and 11.3. Look at how women have passed men in enrollment and how this is true of all racial–ethnic groups…”

Let’s not pause.

“…To improve the men’s performance, some colleges have begun to offer study groups, support groups, and mentoring programs for men. An example is The Male Initiative Program at York College in New York, whose stated purpose is “to improve the enrollment and graduation rates of underrepresented populations, particularly male students…””

Dear god what the fuck is wrong with you?

“A related problem that has made its appearance is men’s emotional state. Apparently, being a minority on campus is leading some men to feel like outsiders, even that they are being discriminated against. To combat these feelings, some colleges are offering counseling geared to men’s needs.”

This is surreal.

hate-not-the-wind:

thepookah:

candiikismet:

thebatfaminsta:

whitepeopletwitter:

Screw it

One time my five year old sister and I went in a hike in the woods and I told her “now if we come across a bear in here, I will throw myself in front of it and you run away!” And she looked me dead in the eye and said “No sorry I called it.” I was like, “what? You want to die? You’re five!” She just looked into the abyss and said, “I have been here too long.” And honestly? Big Mood.

“I have been here too long.” I’m through

Damn

It’s the capitalism

lettuce-and-disabilities:

backgroundasexual:

Reminder that Real People are NOT stereotypes

If you’re an autistic asexual you are 100% valid

If you’re a disabled asexual you are 100% valid

If you’re an abuse survivor asexual you are 100% valid

If you’re a mentally ill asexual you are 100% valid

lf you are a real person who identifies as asexual you are a valid asexual, don’t let anyone make you feel otherwise just because you fit certain boxes

I’m all of these things and I really appreciate this post.

teratomarty:

cinderteethe:

bogleech:

devilishdescent:

HEY SCOOBY DOO WHAT THE FUCK

the fact that “puss” was just slang for “face” at the time doesn’t even make it better because Shaggy still pointed right at Frankenstein’s wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly, but ugly enough to be humorous to him

That’s how u get when u live on fucking dog food

Werewolves are not known for tact and social grace. Sorry.

bakunom:

bakunom:

bakunom:

bakunom:

my dumb cat got arrested

he and a couple other neighborhood cats were caught fighting a couple nights ago and someone picked them up and took them to the shelter, it doesn’t open until 11 so i can’t go get him yet

😑 costs 15 dollars to get a pet out of the shelter even though they’ve already inconvenienced me enough by kidnapping my son

snndjfdjcnjdkxm….