why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

tsunglasses:

stebbyfrenchguy:

avant-gardevoir:

konkeydongcountry:

dongstomper:

zendayasauntiewig:

quietly-islayem:

littlejustmimi:

56blogsstillcrazy:

Why is her date using chop sticks

Wtf is this lmao

we’ve been having a full on debate about this picture at work and I’m so tired

im like 90% certain the dude sucking dick is from a different picture so who put him there

???????

The funny thing is, those two are photoshopped into THAT picture as well

where are they from send them home

This is absurd because the original image is by far the most surreal one

doctorangelpenguin:

wepon:

mustlearntoadult:

gutmeats:

regretityet:

tifalockharts:

tifalockharts:

this article about some woman’s 21 y/o son coming home from school w/ a tattoo is THE funniest thing i have seen today

I’M SHRIEKING

You guys.

What the fuck

SOMEONE LINK THE ARTICLE

a classic

As I was reading this I kept waiting for the tattoo to be revealed as like a nazi symbol or some racist shit like for the kkk of something but nope….. She was just THAT hurt by ink

cptsteven:

Man I love learning history because sometimes you learn things that’s not widely known just like how Beethoven’s Fur Elise was actually made for one of his students that he was in love with named Therese. She was a mediocre piano player so he made a melody so easy that even she could play it and impress people (hence the very iconic tune in the beginning) but then he finds out that she was engaged to a different man and so Beethoven basically made the other parts so that she can never play it and if that’s not petty culture then idk what is.