hilariousgrindr:

coat:

cubvet:

jtated:

gingersofficial:

authentic-or-inauthentic:

smatter:

gingersofficial:

This is honestly the scariest Grindr profile I’ve ever seen…

fucking Virgos honestly

I see your thirsty torture bottom and I raise you

a glory whol wendigo

uhhhh is that first one a scene from hellraiser 

Cryptids hooking up

Yall so confident about fucking monsters until they manifest in your area, horny.

Grindr is a constant Halloween.

Normal Horoscope:

normal-horoscopes:

Aries: Try running the ice cream scoop under warm water beforehand. Also, blood comes out with enough soda water.

Taurus: Find enlightenment in draining all the water from your body.

Gemini: One of the walls in your home is very not real. Im sure you have your suspicions as to which one.

Cancer: Show your curiosity to the world by carving a question mark into your forehead with a bread knife.

Leo: The time for peaceful conversation is gone. Break something or be broken.

Virgo: Fear offers comforts that the waking world cannot.

Libra: Its possible to think someone is weird as hell but also let them do their thing. Bathe in the insanity of the world.

Scorpio: We cannot help with some fights. This is not your fault.

Ophiuchus: There is freedom in a slip n slide.

Sagittarius: Your perception skills can be a double edged sword. We are not meant to know some things.

Capricorn: X marks the spot. The spot you should stay very very far away from.

Aquarius: Do not try to be anyone but yourself under penalty of death.

Pisces: Nobody ever admits everything. This is for the best. You do it too.

bigmammallama5:

However, here is some very good news.

The Democrats won back the House, gained subpoena power, and can now serve as an actual check on 45. This is very very good.

So even if it wasn’t the “blue wave” a lot of people were hoping for, I want you to remember that the GOP no longer will hold as much power as they did. Lots of women were voted into office, LGBT+ candidates were voted into office, more POC were voted into office, two more Muslim women were voted into office, Florida voted to restore voting rights to over one million felons who have completed their terms of sentence, and Massachusetts voted to protect transgender rights. I know there was more but this is what stood out to me.

And right after I finished writing that I learned the GOP supermajority in NC is over and our Governor’s veto powers can now be sustained. And the Dems now hold a 5-2 majority on the state supreme court which means something might actually get done about our horrific gerrymandering and I totally just started crying. I think my anxiety just dropped about sixty pegs.

Despite the gerrymandering and very blatant voter suppression (i see you, Kemp), we did take steps in the right direction today. So take some deep breaths, take the next few days to yourself and get re-centered, and then keep going. Lean on your friends, treat yourself to something nice, come back with a vengeance. We’re in for a long fight.

carrionthrash:

As a preface to what I’m gonna say, I do in fact vote. I think that despite electoral politics being a rigged hellmachine there are material consequences (however minor) for workers and marginalized people that make dragging my ass to the polls worth it even if it’s never going to end any of the horrors of capitalism and all politicians are demons. Ok, got that out of the way.

Now THAT SAID, please listen to what people who don’t vote are saying. Listen to people who are saying they’re so disenfranchised by this system that they don’t see a point. Listen to people talking about how where they live their votes probably won’t be counted anyways. Don’t just scream them down and accuse them of being Russian bots or some shit. These are real problems that deserve attention and respect – and if your main strategy to mobilize voters is swearing at them on the internet you might want to rethink things.

the stats for the Texas vote I’m,,,, white people (ESPECIALLY white women) stay fucking shit up

juicetrump:

reverseracism:

reverseracism:

😒

So white women were the majority of voters and the majority went with Cruz.

Privileged White Women (PWWs) are a masochistic bunch who enjoy being chained to their upper middle-class comforts and want to keep their corporate republikan husbands happy because white male discontent breed divorce.