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did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

special ordered them from the bank

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

thats…thats $100, right? 

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

Y’all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

2000÷20=100 20 nickles in a dollar so 100 dollars. I think thats right.

beautiful tags

I love how “math” is censored

merkwelt:

ironinkpen:

ironinkpen:

“that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay

if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical of them bc there’s a 75% chance they’re just using that as an excuse for their own shitty behavior so that they don’t have to put an effort into being better, kinder people

25schhhmeckles:

100-lbs-of-salt:

yungmethuselah:

Don’t talk shit about people’s teeth. Seriously.

Speaking as a major dental hygiene enthusiast…

Great-looking teeth come from two things: luck and money (which is also a function of luck).

  • Dental procedures tend to be very, very expensive, and are almost never covered by insurance.
  • Healthy teeth aren’t necessarily big, straight or bright white. Depending on what someone’s natural teeth are like, achieving that look may require a significant downgrade in their dental health; unnecessary crowns and veneers cause damage.
  • Do not underestimate genetics’ role in determining teeth’s appearance, or how prone teeth are to problems. Genes and early development, i.e. things people get zero control over, can outweigh all else.
  • A wide range of chronic conditions impact oral health and teeth’s appearance, too, and may contraindicate various types of work or raise procedures’ cost even more.
  • Finally, for many people and many reasons, celebrity-looking teeth just aren’t a priority (even when they’re attainable; some people might want, y’know, a new car instead).

Regardless, don’t be an asshole. Not even very attractive teeth look good on those.

I’ve NEVER seen a post like this and I’m thrilled TBH because I’m very insecure about my teeth and there is literally one reason they are not nice and that is money so I’m literally down for teeth positivity

I am a person who flosses and brushes religiously, and still wound up with cavities and had two root canals done recently, thanks to what I can only assume is the losing end of the genetic lottery. You have zero idea what someone is doing for their dental care unless you know them personally–they could be doing everything possible and STILL have “imperfect” teeth. SO DON’T FUCKING COMMENT ON IT and make people feel bad for something out of their control or financial reach.

Even when you have good dental insurance, you still have to pay a lot out of pocket for anything other than regular check-ups and cleanings.

As a general rule, if it’s something that can’t be helped or fixed right now, DON’T COMMENT ON IT.

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🎃 Jonathan Crane’s Birthday Giveaway
🎃~

In honor of Scarecrow’s canon birthday (Nov 16th) I’ve decided to hold a special giveaway. I’ve gathered together a small amount of collectables and fan made merch that would make a perfect gift for any Scarecrow fan. I’m doing this because I want to give back to the community that has helped me grow and flourish. I’ve made some great memories on here. 🙂

(Please note that I added a few filters to the photos to make them look nicer; the shirt and stickers are a lot more vibrant in person!)


Goodies Include:

  • Batman: Arkham Scarecrow Trade Paperback
  • Arkham Knight Scarecrow T-Shirt (mens medium)
  • BTAS Scarecrow Enamel Pin by Duncan Artworks
  • Chibi Scarecrow Sticker by Tainted Sweets
  • Bonus: Chibi Penguin Sticker!!

!!The overall value of these prizes is $56!!


How to enter/The Rules:

  • I’ll be choosing one winner by using a random number generator
  • You must
    be following me to be eligible. I will check this!
  • Each reblog counts as an entry and multiple reblogs are okay.
  • No giveaway blogs or duplicate blogs, that’s not fair to others.
  • You must be willing to give me your address. Due to the weight of the package, I can only ship to the United States. However, if you wanted to chip in for shipping overseas than I can make an exception!
  • You need to reply to my message within 48 hours, or I will pick another winner at random.

Giveaway ends Nov 16th on Scarecrow’s birthday!

I’ll announce the winner tomorrow, feel free to get in a few reblogs until then!